I speak duck…

So … lately I have acquired a new talent …

Communicating to those who speak in squeaks…

Meet Mr D …. Duckie to me …

Please pay particular attention to the athleticism I demonstrate toward the end of the clip. I am 70 now you know… #respectyourelders

Click to play… and enjoy my superior talent…

Yours in love, licks and liver treats…

Peachee ❤️❤️

Apparently it isn’t just my Mother…

So I recently received this update from my cousin Molly. Apparently, it isn’t just my Mum who is ‘crazy like a coconut‘ … it seems Aunty Kara was hit with that stick too!

Anywho, read on for an update! She is checking in with her Mamma + Pappa Harley, who are currently gallivanting around Aus… hippies!

Note: Duckie (referenced below) is Molly’s favourite toy – from England. She is effectively Molly’s shadow – as she DOESN’T leave home without it!

Molly

Good Golly, Miss Molly

 

Hi Ma and Poppa Harley,

Thought I better check in since I haven’t seen you for so long…. my holiday is going ok… since I’ve been here for a while my hair has grown back, seriously, can you tell Kara to take a course or something! She is TERRIBLE at cutting my hair. She makes up for it with my weekly treatments though…

I’m pretty happy here for most of the time, but I did get a smack this week…


Puh! Jojo started it! She tried to walk too close to Duckie! And I got in trouble! I ran so fast into my house I ran right out the other side! (Also, pls send money for Reno’s)

I’ve since learnt to sleep behind the door so Jojo can’t push it open.. Tehehehehehe, this only works till Kara gets up at stupid o’clock…. can you pls remind her I’m retired too! I need my rest! I have five beds to get through! That takes time!

Jojo still hasn’t learnt to eat since last time I was here, I can still eat waaay more than her! Except I have to hide my mince, I like to savour it like Jojo but when Kara finds it in my bed she doesn’t seem very happy! I was only stockpiling! I heard the cyclone was coming! Nobody appreciates my forward thinking! It didn’t even smell proper green yet! Hmmph!

Any way, Kara took me for my weekly visit next door today… man do they luuuurve me! She even let me walk over there… but then she left! I don’t mind, they pat me just the way I like… I’m not real keen on the trip home though.. they just pass me over this really high fence! Such peasants!

Anyway… just letting you know that Duckie and I are fine.. if you come back and I’m not here just call out, Duckie and will prob be next door, they let me do whatever I want over there… maybe Pops could build me a ladder for the fence??? Just thinking…

Love love. Lick lick.
Mollie and Duckie.

Molly & Jojo

PS – she really does need to get some hairdressing lessons! I need to stand out more, especially as Jojo is taking up most of the LENS!